Two Falls Ago...

Allow to me to set the scene: I'm walking across campus on this gorgeous Fall day. Slight breeze, leaves, Holiday decor etc. I spy, in the distance, an extraordinarily handsome man. Not the usual collegiate or academic I normally see. As we come closer to one another I notice a few details; fantastic suit, perfect hair and BEARD, even better looking up close. He catches my eye and ever so slightly grins and winks at me. My heart catches as we pass one another. I can still smell his cologne...

Then I realize I'm probably old enough to be his mother

*sigh*